do as I S A Y ;;

I would've said something sooner, but I've been a bit busy. Got paid for another wedding. I fucking hate weddings, but if the family's sweet enough they'll pay you extra for wearing something appropriate.

Hope everyone has a good holiday or whatever. I don't know what I'm doing yet. I don't think I'll be going home this year. Not with him about. We'll see.

And just when I was getting used to it.

That's karma for you, I suppose.

Joss, I strongly suggest you come over now.

No. No. No. No. No.

No.

NO. I've got a- NO. FUCK. Jesus fucking Christ.

Get it off. Now.

( Joss & Jim )

( Lee )

I've photographed a few more things for the holidays. Did a few stocks for a bloke in Bristol. He says I should be doing what I do professionally. Then he offered me a shag.

I can't believe I told him that I have a sodding boyfriend.

I've obviously been far too sober this month.

Well, I'll certainly not be going to rehearsals anytime soon.

If that ridiculous new Britney Spears song doesn't get the fuck out of my head, I swear to God, I'm going to stab someone in the fucking face. Doesn't matter whom, as long as I get to be creative about it.

I went to a new club this weekend. I was attempting to break free from the status quo. It was worth it to see all of the childish fights that broke out over this large bird.

The unfortunate problem? It was an actual bird.


The minds of the people here worry me. Just a bit.

( Joss )

Congratulations to everyone cast. Like Owen, I look forward to seeing my best mate prance around in a dress and heels. I always knew you'd do cross-dressing justice, Joss. Your sister and I have had a few speculating theories since the day we put lipstick on you in your sleep. You were so precious.

Apparently when children see a camera, they tend to begin these random poses for you. I hadn't realised this until today. I'm not sure how the fuck I missed it, but what the fuck ever. So, this little bird's father asked if I could take a few pictures of the two of them. There were a few shots that were rather nice, but there was only one that really stuck out to me.

( snip )

Compared to what I'm used to it's a bit of a nice change, I suppose.

Look. A journal. I do hope you're satisfied, Lee. I've resorted to technology for the sake of interaction with my elder sister.


So, is now the part where I complain about the world not knowing who I am and throw a fit, because my cat's gotten stuck in the garbage disposal? Or- am I off?

( These are not the droids you're looking for )